Chill, Seriously
Made to order · production 2 to 7 business days
Credential-linked for Dissident Index activity.
Bureau AccessA separate fragment credential is included with your purchase.
Threat level: elevated. Suggestion: ignored.
Dissident Index energy on a tee built around refusal, boundary-setting, and beautifully documented noncompliance. black, white, and warning red contrast and Chill, Seriously presence turn a simple object into a clean warning label.
Built for the person who does not need to raise their voice for the file to update. Designed under the Dissident Index Division, this tee carries Chill, Seriously with a controlled edge: sharp enough to register, restrained enough to feel premium. The design language leans into warning systems, disputed status, and refusal as a finished aesthetic. Not loud for the sake of attention. Precise, because the objection was already clear.
Observed
- A stranger photographed the QR.
- Logged, unofficially.
- Three stares held a beat too long.
Recommendation
Do not comply.
Scan it. Get filed.
This piece carries an embedded QR code. Scan it and the Dissident Index compiles a dossier: threat level, recruitment potential, ghost probability. Noncompliance, beautifully documented.
Size Guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back) | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Measurements in inches, from the supplier's size chart. The chart states a size tolerance of 1.5 inches.
Materials & Make
Cut from a mid-weight combed cotton that softens with wear rather than thinning. The print is cured, not pressed. It belongs to the fabric instead of sitting on top of it. Designed to read as an ordinary shirt from across a room, and as a credential up close.
100% combed ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz. Pre-shrunk. Side-seamed for a structured drape. Tear-away label, nothing to scratch, nothing to announce.
- Cured GraphicPrint fused into the weave for a flat, matte finish that survives the wash.
- Structured DrapeSide-seamed body holds its shape instead of boxing out.
- Live CredentialScannable QR ties the piece to a living division profile.
Specifications
| Fabric | 100% combed ring-spun cotton |
|---|---|
| Weight | 4.2 oz / 142 gsm |
| Fit | Unisex, true to size |
| Construction | Side-seamed, pre-shrunk |
| Origin | Printed to order |
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors.
- Tumble dry low or hang to preserve the print.
- Do not iron directly over the graphic.
- No bleach. No dry cleaning.
Size Guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 16.26 | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length | 25.98 | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 9.50 | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Size tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Measurements in inches, from the supplier's size chart. The chart states a size tolerance of 1 inch.
Materials & Make
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for solid colors (lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² fabric)
- Retail fit with side seams to hold shape and structure
- Self-fabric binding at armholes and neckline for a clean finish
- Tear-away label; runs true to size
- Heather and triblend color options include blended fiber compositions (see variations)
Care
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
