Above My Paygrade
Made to order · production 2 to 7 business days
Issued with Corporate Immunity credential association.
Bureau AccessA separate fragment credential is included with your purchase.
Officially resolved.
Corporate Immunity’s executive-coded restraint, applied to a mug made for calm exits, polished silence, and managed exposure. black, white, and signal gold styling and Above My Paygrade presence make containment look intentional.
Designed for the moment after the meeting, when everyone knows what happened and the official statement says almost nothing. Built within the Corporate Immunity Division, this mug speaks a visual language of containment, risk management, and polished denial. The Above My Paygrade treatment keeps the message crisp without crowding the object, and the presentation stays composed, expensive, and quietly institutional. Less a product than a controlled narrative.
Observed
- One manager pretended not to notice.
- Screenshotted into a private channel.
- Read in a 9:41 standup. No one commented.
Recommendation
Cite the handbook.
Scan it. Get assessed.
This piece carries an embedded QR code. Scan it and Corporate Immunity opens an executive assessment: performance under review, meeting survivability, synergy alignment. The official statement will say almost nothing.
Dimensions
| 11oz | 15oz | |
|---|---|---|
| Height | 3.86 | 4.72 |
| Diameter | 3.35 | 3.35 |
| Diameter (with handle) | 4.72 | 5.12 |
Measurements in inches, from the supplier's size chart.
Materials & Make
A weighted ceramic vessel with a glazed finish and a wrap that survives the dishwasher. Turn it and the dossier continues around the back.
Kiln-fired ceramic with a durable sublimated wrap. Comfortable handle, weighted base.
- Full WrapGraphic continues around the vessel, front to back.
- Dishwasher SafeSublimated finish holds through daily use.
- Scan for DossierQR opens the corporate dossier on the reverse.
Specifications
| Material | Kiln-fired ceramic |
|---|---|
| Finish | Glazed, sublimated wrap |
| Care | Dishwasher and microwave safe |
