Above My Paygrade
In production · ships in 3–5 days
Issued with Corporate Immunity credential association.
Officially resolved.
Above My Paygrade translates Corporate Immunity’s controlled, executive-coded aesthetic into a mug designed for calm exits, polished silence, and managed exposure. With black, white, and electric cyan styling and Above My Paygrade presence, it makes containment look intentional.
Above My Paygrade is designed for the moment after the meeting, when everyone knows what happened and the official statement says almost nothing. Built within the Corporate Immunity Division, this mug speaks a visual language of containment, risk management, and polished denial. The Above My Paygrade treatment keeps the message crisp without making the object feel crowded, while the overall presentation remains composed, expensive, and quietly institutional. It is less a product than a controlled narrative.
Observed
- One manager pretended not to notice.
- Screenshotted into a private channel.
- Read in a 9:41 standup. No one commented.
Recommendation
Cite the handbook.
Scan it. Get assessed.
Every piece carries a live QR credential. Scan it and Corporate Immunity opens an executive behavioral assessment — performance under review, meeting survivability, synergy alignment. The official statement will say almost nothing.
Materials & Make
A weighted ceramic vessel with a glazed finish and a wrap that survives the dishwasher. Turn it and the dossier continues around the back.
Kiln-fired ceramic with a durable sublimated wrap. Comfortable handle, weighted base.
- Full WrapGraphic continues around the vessel, front to back.
- Dishwasher SafeSublimated finish holds through daily use.
- Scan for DossierQR opens the corporate dossier on the reverse.
Specifications
| Material | Kiln-fired ceramic |
|---|---|
| Finish | Glazed, sublimated wrap |
| Care | Dishwasher and microwave safe |
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors.
- Tumble dry low or hang to preserve the print.
- Do not iron directly over the graphic.
- No bleach. No dry cleaning.
Shipping
Made to order and dispatched within 3–5 business days. No warehouse. No overstock. Each unit is produced only once it has been claimed.
