Not My Circus
Made to order · production 2 to 7 business days
Credential-linked for Corporate Immunity activity.
Bureau AccessA separate fragment credential is included with your purchase.
Incident logged. Jurisdiction: someone else's.
Corporate Immunity’s executive-coded restraint, applied to a tee made for calm exits, polished silence, and managed exposure. black, white, and signal gold styling and Not My Circus presence make containment look intentional.
Designed for the moment after the meeting, when everyone knows what happened and the official statement says almost nothing. Built within the Corporate Immunity Division, this tee speaks a visual language of containment, risk management, and polished denial. The Not My Circus treatment keeps the message crisp without crowding the object, and the presentation stays composed, expensive, and quietly institutional. Less a product than a controlled narrative.
Observed
- One manager pretended not to notice.
- Two nods of silent agreement.
- Read in a 9:41 standup. No one commented.
Recommendation
Cite the handbook.
Scan it. Get assessed.
This piece carries an embedded QR code. Scan it and Corporate Immunity opens an executive assessment: performance under review, meeting survivability, synergy alignment. The official statement will say almost nothing.
Size Guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back) | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Measurements in inches, from the supplier's size chart. The chart states a size tolerance of 1.5 inches.
Materials & Make
Cut from a mid-weight combed cotton that softens with wear rather than thinning. The print is cured, not pressed. It belongs to the fabric instead of sitting on top of it. Designed to read as an ordinary shirt from across a room, and as a credential up close.
100% combed ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz. Pre-shrunk. Side-seamed for a structured drape. Tear-away label, nothing to scratch, nothing to announce.
- Cured GraphicPrint fused into the weave for a flat, matte finish that survives the wash.
- Structured DrapeSide-seamed body holds its shape instead of boxing out.
- Live CredentialScannable QR ties the piece to a living division profile.
Specifications
| Fabric | 100% combed ring-spun cotton |
|---|---|
| Weight | 4.2 oz / 142 gsm |
| Fit | Unisex, true to size |
| Construction | Side-seamed, pre-shrunk |
| Origin | Printed to order |
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors.
- Tumble dry low or hang to preserve the print.
- Do not iron directly over the graphic.
- No bleach. No dry cleaning.
Size Guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 16.26 | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length | 25.98 | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 9.50 | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Size tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Measurements in inches, from the supplier's size chart. The chart states a size tolerance of 1 inch.
Materials & Make
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for solid colors; lightweight 4.2 oz fabric
- Side seams and self-fabric binding for improved shape retention
- Retail fit that runs true to size with a tear-away label
- Color-dependent fiber blends available (heathers and triblends)
- Made in Nicaragua; meets flammability requirements
Care
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
Size Guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest | 31.00 - 34.00 | 35.00 - 37.00 | 38.00 - 40.00 | 41.00 - 43.00 | 44.00 - 46.00 | 47.00 - 49.00 | 50.00 - 52.00 |
| Waist | 25.00 - 28.00 | 29.00 - 31.00 | 32.00 - 34.00 | 35.00 - 37.00 | 38.00 - 40.00 | 41.00 - 43.00 | 44.00 - 46.00 |
| Hips | 31.00 - 34.00 | 35.00 - 37.00 | 38.00 - 40.00 | 41.00 - 43.00 | 44.00 - 46.00 | 47.00 - 49.00 | 50.00 - 52.00 |
| Arm length | 31.25 | 32.25 | 33.50 | 34.00 | 34.75 | 35.75 | 36.50 |
Measurements in inches, from the supplier's size chart.
Materials & Make
- PURE-tech moisture-wicking
- Long lasting and durable
- UPF 50+ Protection
- Two-panel hood
- Tapered wrists
- Quick-drying
