This Is My Prize Sass
Made to order · production times vary by item
Includes division-linked credential access.
Bureau AccessA separate fragment credential is included with your purchase.
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A tee cut for after-hours rooms and public misinterpretation, carrying the Social Insights Division’s mix of charm, observation, and plausible deniability. black and electric purple styling, This Is My Prize Sass energy — ordinary social behavior, made worth documenting.
Designed for the moments when the room has a subtext and everyone pretends not to notice. Built as a tee within the Social Insights Division, it holds a visual identity rooted in chemistry, timing, and social misinterpretation. It carries This Is My Prize Sass with enough confidence to feel intentional and enough restraint to keep the signal running quietly underneath. Keep it in rotation and let the evidence collect itself.
Observed
- One stranger scanned the credential.
- Screenshotted, for later.
- Three compliments before noon.
Recommendation
Maintain visibility.
Scan it. Get read.
This piece carries an embedded QR code. Scan it and the XS//SASS sequencing system returns a randomized Social Insights profile — approach risk, flirtation odds, drama radius. Yours will say something worth screenshotting.
Size Guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back) | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product measurements in inches (garment laid flat). Expect up to a 1″ tolerance — if you fall between sizes, size up.
Materials & Make
Cut from a mid-weight combed cotton that softens with wear rather than thinning. The print is cured, not pressed — it belongs to the fabric instead of sitting on top of it. Designed to read as an ordinary shirt from across a room, and as a credential up close.
100% combed ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz. Pre-shrunk. Side-seamed for a structured drape. Tear-away label — nothing to scratch, nothing to announce.
- Cured GraphicPrint fused into the weave for a flat, matte finish that survives the wash.
- Structured DrapeSide-seamed body holds its shape instead of boxing out.
- Live CredentialScannable QR ties the piece to a living division profile.
Specifications
| Fabric | 100% combed ring-spun cotton |
|---|---|
| Weight | 4.2 oz / 142 gsm |
| Fit | Unisex, true to size |
| Construction | Side-seamed, pre-shrunk |
| Origin | Printed to order |
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors.
- Tumble dry low or hang to preserve the print.
- Do not iron directly over the graphic.
- No bleach. No dry cleaning.
Shipping
Made to order. Production times vary by item. No warehouse. No overstock. Each unit is produced only once it has been claimed.
