Scan My Prize Sass
In production · ships in 3–5 days
Includes division-linked credential access.
QR active. Profile standing by.
Scan My Prize Sass brings the Social Insights Division’s signature mix of charm, observation, and plausible deniability to a tee built for after-hours rooms and public misinterpretation. With black and electric purple styling and Scan My Prize Sass energy, it turns everyday social behavior into something worth documenting.
Scan My Prize Sass is designed for the moments when the room has a subtext and everyone pretends not to notice. Built as a tee within the Social Insights Division, it holds a sharp visual identity rooted in chemistry, timing, and social misinterpretation. The piece carries Scan My Prize Sass with enough confidence to feel intentional, but enough restraint to keep the joke moving quietly underneath the surface. Keep it in rotation and let the evidence collect itself.
Observed
- Three compliments before noon.
- A quiet “where is that from.”
- Two double takes on the platform.
Recommendation
Let them wonder.
Scan it. Get read.
Every piece carries a live QR credential. Scan it and the XS//SASS behavioral system runs a sequencing scan, then returns a Social Insights profile — approach risk, flirtation odds, drama radius. Yours will say something worth screenshotting.
Materials & Make
Cut from a mid-weight combed cotton that softens with wear rather than thinning. The print is cured, not pressed — it belongs to the fabric instead of sitting on top of it. Designed to read as an ordinary shirt from across a room, and as a credential up close.
100% combed ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz. Pre-shrunk. Side-seamed for a structured drape. Tear-away label — nothing to scratch, nothing to announce.
- Cured GraphicPrint fused into the weave for a flat, matte finish that survives the wash.
- Structured DrapeSide-seamed body holds its shape instead of boxing out.
- Live CredentialScannable QR ties the piece to a living division profile.
Specifications
| Fabric | 100% combed ring-spun cotton |
|---|---|
| Weight | 4.2 oz / 142 gsm |
| Fit | Unisex, true to size |
| Construction | Side-seamed, pre-shrunk |
| Origin | Printed to order |
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors.
- Tumble dry low or hang to preserve the print.
- Do not iron directly over the graphic.
- No bleach. No dry cleaning.
Shipping
Made to order and dispatched within 3–5 business days. No warehouse. No overstock. Each unit is produced only once it has been claimed.
