Check Out My Prize Sass
Made to order · production 2 to 7 business days
This piece carries an embedded QR code. Scan it and the wearer's Social Insights Subject Profile opens: the file the Bureau keeps, rendered for anyone curious enough to look. The shirt is the key. The profile is the point.
Bureau AccessA separate fragment credential is included with your purchase.
Some Files Read Themselves.
A tee cut for after-hours rooms and public misinterpretation, carrying the Social Insights Division’s mix of charm, observation, and plausible deniability. black and electric purple styling, Check Out My Prize Sass energy: ordinary social behavior, made worth documenting.
There is a particular confidence that arrives once you stop pretending you aren't being watched. Check Out My Prize Sass is cut for that moment: the diagnostic returned, the results outstanding, the file closed in your favor. It is not a joke printed on a shirt. It is a quiet notice to anyone reading the pattern that you already know they are.
Observed
- Screenshotted, for later.
- A quiet “where is that from.”
- Three compliments before noon.
Recommendation
Maintain visibility.
Scan it. Get read.
This piece carries an embedded QR code. Scan it and the XS//SASS sequencing system returns a randomized Social Insights profile: approach risk, flirtation odds, drama radius. Yours will say something worth screenshotting.
Size Guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back) | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Measurements in inches, from the supplier's size chart. The chart states a size tolerance of 1.5 inches.
Materials & Make
Cut from a mid-weight combed cotton that softens with each wash instead of thinning out. The graphic is cured into the fabric, flat, matte and permanent, so it reads as part of the shirt rather than a decal laid over it. From across a room it is an ordinary tee. Up close, it is a credential.
100% combed ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz. Pre-shrunk. Side-seamed for a structured drape. Tear-away label, nothing to scratch, nothing to announce.
- Cured GraphicPrint fused into the weave for a flat, matte finish that outlasts the fabric around it.
- Structured DrapeSide-seamed body holds a clean line instead of boxing out at the hem.
- Live SI CredentialScannable QR resolves to a living Social Insights division profile.
Specifications
| Fabric | 100% combed ring-spun cotton |
|---|---|
| Weight | 4.2 oz / 142 gsm |
| Fit | Unisex, true to size |
| Construction | Side-seamed, pre-shrunk |
| Origin | Printed to order |
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors.
- Tumble dry low or hang to preserve the print.
- Do not iron directly over the graphic.
- No bleach. No dry cleaning.
Size Guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 16.26 | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length | 25.98 | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 9.50 | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Size tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Measurements in inches, from the supplier's size chart. The chart states a size tolerance of 1 inch.
Materials & Make
- 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (color-dependent blends available)
- Lightweight fabric: 4.2 oz/yd² for breathable comfort
- With side seams for improved shape retention
- Self-fabric binding and tear-away label for a clean finish
- Retail fit that runs true to size; made in Nicaragua
Care
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
