Check Out My Prize Sass
Made to order · production times vary by item
This piece carries an embedded QR code. Scan it and the wearer's Social Insights Subject Profile opens — the file the Bureau keeps, rendered for anyone curious enough to look. The shirt is the key. The profile is the point.
Bureau AccessA separate fragment credential is included with your purchase.
Some Files Read Themselves.
A tee cut for after-hours rooms and public misinterpretation, carrying the Social Insights Division’s mix of charm, observation, and plausible deniability. black and electric purple styling, Check Out My Prize Sass energy — ordinary social behavior, made worth documenting.
There is a particular confidence that arrives once you stop pretending you aren't being watched. Check Out My Prize Sass is cut for that moment — the diagnostic returned, the results outstanding, the file closed in your favor. It is not a joke printed on a shirt. It is a quiet notice to anyone reading the pattern that you already know they are.
Observed
- Screenshotted, for later.
- A quiet “where is that from.”
- Three compliments before noon.
Recommendation
Maintain visibility.
Scan it. Get read.
This piece carries an embedded QR code. Scan it and the XS//SASS sequencing system returns a randomized Social Insights profile — approach risk, flirtation odds, drama radius. Yours will say something worth screenshotting.
Size Guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back) | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product measurements in inches (garment laid flat). Expect up to a 1″ tolerance — if you fall between sizes, size up.
Materials & Make
Cut from a mid-weight combed cotton that softens with each wash instead of thinning out. The graphic is cured into the fabric — flat, matte, and permanent — so it reads as part of the shirt rather than a decal laid over it. From across a room it is an ordinary tee. Up close, it is a credential.
100% combed ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz. Pre-shrunk. Side-seamed for a structured drape. Tear-away label — nothing to scratch, nothing to announce.
- Cured GraphicPrint fused into the weave for a flat, matte finish that outlasts the fabric around it.
- Structured DrapeSide-seamed body holds a clean line instead of boxing out at the hem.
- Live SI CredentialScannable QR resolves to a living Social Insights division profile.
Specifications
| Fabric | 100% combed ring-spun cotton |
|---|---|
| Weight | 4.2 oz / 142 gsm |
| Fit | Unisex, true to size |
| Construction | Side-seamed, pre-shrunk |
| Origin | Printed to order |
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors.
- Tumble dry low or hang to preserve the print.
- Do not iron directly over the graphic.
- No bleach. No dry cleaning.
Shipping
Made to order. Production times vary by item. No warehouse. No overstock. Each unit is produced only once it has been claimed.
