Corporate Assassin
Made to order · production times vary by item
Includes division-linked access to your XS//SASS profile.
Bureau AccessA separate fragment credential is included with your purchase.
Boardroom noir. Neon-lit. No witnesses.
Corporate Immunity’s executive-coded restraint, applied to a tee made for calm exits, polished silence, and managed exposure. black, white, and signal gold styling and Corporate Assassin presence make containment look intentional.
Designed for the moment after the meeting, when everyone knows what happened and the official statement says almost nothing. Built within the Corporate Immunity Division, this tee speaks a visual language of containment, risk management, and polished denial. The Corporate Assassin treatment keeps the message crisp without crowding the object, and the presentation stays composed, expensive, and quietly institutional. Less a product than a controlled narrative.
Observed
- One manager pretended not to notice.
- Read in a 9:41 standup. No one commented.
- Two nods of silent agreement.
Recommendation
Remain unbothered.
Scan it. Get assessed.
This piece carries an embedded QR code. Scan it and Corporate Immunity opens an executive assessment — performance under review, meeting survivability, synergy alignment. The official statement will say almost nothing.
Size Guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back) | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product measurements in inches (garment laid flat). Expect up to a 1″ tolerance — if you fall between sizes, size up.
Materials & Make
Cut from a mid-weight combed cotton that softens with wear rather than thinning. The print is cured, not pressed — it belongs to the fabric instead of sitting on top of it. Designed to read as an ordinary shirt from across a room, and as a credential up close.
100% combed ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz. Pre-shrunk. Side-seamed for a structured drape. Tear-away label — nothing to scratch, nothing to announce.
- Cured GraphicPrint fused into the weave for a flat, matte finish that survives the wash.
- Structured DrapeSide-seamed body holds its shape instead of boxing out.
- Live CredentialScannable QR ties the piece to a living division profile.
Specifications
| Fabric | 100% combed ring-spun cotton |
|---|---|
| Weight | 4.2 oz / 142 gsm |
| Fit | Unisex, true to size |
| Construction | Side-seamed, pre-shrunk |
| Origin | Printed to order |
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors.
- Tumble dry low or hang to preserve the print.
- Do not iron directly over the graphic.
- No bleach. No dry cleaning.
Shipping
Made to order. Production times vary by item. No warehouse. No overstock. Each unit is produced only once it has been claimed.
